Comic #2057: 2010-12-31

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Panel 1: Good Friend

• Character 1 (with brown hair): "WHY DO YOU THINK HE TOLD ME TO 'FUCK OFF?'"
• Character 2 (with curly hair, holding a drink): "Uh… that was him dumping you."
• Character 3 (with long, wavy red hair, looking distressed): touching her forehead, looking down

Panel 2: Typical Friend

• Character 1 (with brown hair): "WHY DO YOU THINK HE TOLD ME TO 'FUCK OFF?'"
• Character 2 (with wavy, red hair, looking distressed): "Because he was too in love… 'to say' 'goodbye.'"
• Character 3 (with dark hair, comforting the distressed character, smiling): leans in closer

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