Comic #3154: 2014-01-05

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Whenever I’m happy I want three times as much of everything."

Panel 2: Person 1: "It’s a shame there isn’t a unit of measurement that describes a small amount normally, but a large amount when you’re really excited."

Panel 3: Person 2: "Barkeep! One dicksworth of vodka, please!"