Comic #6379: sex-robots

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Panel 1: Person 1: "YOU EVER WORRY WE'RE GONNA PERFECTLY DUPLICATE HUMAN BODIES AS SEX ROBOTS?" Person 2: "NEVER GONNA HAPPEN."

Panel 2: Person 1: "HUMAN BODIES ARE OBJECTIVELY REPULSIVE. THE SEX PARTS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THE POO PARTS AND THE PASSAGE BETWEEN IS A MARSH OF WIRY HAIR."

Panel 3: Person 1: "LITERALLY EVERY SEX PART COMES WITH A SWEATY SKINFOLD PERPETUALLY ON THE VERGE OF FUNGAL INFECTION. YOU CAN BASICALLY IMPROVE ON ANYTHING BY MAKING A CHANGE AT RANDOM." Person 2 has a "Face Flap" sound effect.

Panel 4: Person 1: "EXPECTING SEX-BOTS TO BE MODELED ON HUMANS IS LIKE EXPECTING JETS TO BE MODELED ON CHICKENS OR SUBMARINES TO LOOK LIKE WALRUSES."

Panel 5: Person 1: "THE MOMENT THESE THINGS ARE EVEN VAGUELY OPERATIONAL, EVERY SINGLE HUMAN WILL SWITCH OVER, AND HUMAN-ON-HUMAN SEX WILL BE SEEN AS A CREEPY PARAPHILIA."

Panel 6: Person 2: "THIS CONVERSATION HAS NOT BEEN GOOD FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM." Silhouette of Person 2 and Person 1.

Panel 7: Person 1: "WANNA COME BACK TO MY PLACE, WASH AND SHAVE EXTENSIVELY, PERFUME OUR BODIES, TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, AND GET IT ON?"