Comic #5166: life

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Panel 1: Caption: "THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE!" Character 1: "YOU'VE FOUND ME. I WILL RESTORE YOU TO YOUR YOUTH."

Panel 2: Character 1: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BACK TO THE ANGRY TEENS, THE CONFUSED TWENTIES, THE ANXIOUS THIRTIES, THE CRISIS FORTIES, THE CYNICAL FIFTIES, OR THE ACHING SIXTIES?" Character 2: "I… HUH."

Panel 3: Character 2: "IT'S REALLY MORE ABOUT ATTITUDE THAN AGE, ISN'T IT?"

Panel 4: Character 2: "I GUESS I REALLY JUST WANT TO HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES, NO PAIN, NO FEAR FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND NO CONCERN ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS OF ME."

Panel 5: Character 1: "SORRY, I BELIEVE YOU WANT THE FOUNTAIN OF DEATH?"

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