Comic #5917: drugs-3

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Panel 1: A boy with short, curly hair and a red shirt stands with an unfazed expression. A shady-looking character in sunglasses and a black coat addresses him, asking, "Hey kid, you wanna buy some drugs?"

Panel 2: The shady character, now speaking with a thoughtful tone, says, "I don’t mean to tell you how to run your business, but the average 8-year-old has a net worth of zero and is unemployable. Are we really your target audience for black market substances?"

Panel 3: The boy, now looking more serious, asks, "Who should I market to?"

Panel 4: The character replies confidently, "Yuppie moms who want the experience of drugs, minus the stigma, plus unprovable health claims."

Panel 5: A new scene shows the boy and the shady character walking towards a woman in a red jacket. The shady character says, "Soon… Hey lady, you wanna buy some CBD kale chips?"

Panel 6: The woman, looking intrigued with a slight sweat on her forehead, responds, "Do they eliminate toxins?"

Panel 7: The shady character, with a smirk, emphasizes, "So hard."

Each panel includes stylized dialogue bubbles, reflecting a humorous tone and satirical commentary on marketing and consumerism related to health trends. The characters are drawn in a simple, cartoonish style with exaggerated expressions.