Comic #5918: shit

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Panel 1: Character 1 (wearing glasses, long hair, and a black outfit):
"Did you know that shit works as a noun, descriptor, verb, exclamation and even a pronoun? Something can be shitty, happen shittily, can shit, can be shit…"

Character 2 (wearing a suit, with short red hair):
"Who cares?"

Panel 2: Character 1:
"Every last one of those senses can be expressed with the word 'shit.' You can have a shit situation, you can do a shit job of something, you can be shit, you can be 'a' shit, you can shit and then shout shit about shit."

Character 2:
"So?"

Panel 3: Character 1:
"This is a complete and cogent sentence: shit, shit shit shit shit shit."

Character 2:
"I thought you went into linguistics to advance human knowledge."

Character 1:
"This is my thesis."

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