Comic #688: 2007-02-13

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Description

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

Panel Content:

1. Top Section (Speech Bubbles):
   • Character 1: "Okay, but if it were unfrozen, I could still walk on it."
   • Character 2: "Well, at least turn it into wine."
   • Character 1: "I can’t, okay? It has to be liquid water."
2. Middle Section (Speech Bubbles):
   • Character 1: "Screw this. We're gonna go worship Zoroaster."
   • Character 2: "Wait! Watch! I’ll float up toward heaven!"
3. Visual Elements:
   • Two characters have dialogue in speech bubbles. One has long hair and a beard, and is dressed in a simple robe. The other has shorter hair and a beard, also in a robe. The third character, Jesus, wearing a robe, is standing on ice and looking down at his feet.
4. Bottom Text:
   • "At this point, Jesus realized his sandals were stuck to the ice."

Visual Description:

• The comic features a snowy landscape, with characters standing on ice. The expressions and gestures of the characters convey a sense of frustration and humor.

The dialogue combines elements of humor related to religious themes and playful banter between the characters.