Comic #5574: undead

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Panel 1: Grim Reaper: "NOW TO RAISE THE DEAD TO DO MY BIDDING!"

Panel 2: Skeleton 1: "OH NO, I’M NOT WORKING WITH THOSE GUYS." Skeleton 2: "WHY? WHO?"

Panel 3: Grim Reaper: "LOOK, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST OTHER RACES. I JUST DON’T THINK WE WORK WELL TOGETHER."

Panel 4: Skeleton 3: "OH HELL MAN, YOU'RE ALL DEAD. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE SKIN NOW."

Panel 5: Grim Reaper: "I’M SURE THEY’RE FINE PEOPLE, BUT WE’RE JUST DIFFERENT, OKAY? LOOK AT THE SLIGHTLY WIDER ELONGATION OF THEIR BROW RIDGES."

Panel 6: Grim Reaper: "I’M PLANNING TO CREATE AN EPOCH OF DARKNESS, BUT NOT A RACIST ONE."

Panel 7: Skeleton 4: "PREFERENCES ARE NOT RACIST, SIR."