Comic #2852: 2013-03-09

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Title: HAS YOUR CITY BANNED LARGE CONTAINERS OF SUGARY DRINKS? HERE ARE A FEW HACK SUGGESTIONS

1 SEPARATE THE INGREDIENTS
Person 1: Here’s your carbonated water and frozen syrup cube.
Person 2: I can’t wait to not combine these!

2 SEPARATE THE CONDITIONS
Person 3: This is a one ounce soda bottle. We have an industrial strength bottle inflator and a soda fountain. Please use them as you see fit.
Person 4: Indeed I shall, sir.

3 KLEIN BOTTLE
Person 5: We no longer sell 64 ounce containers. But we do sell these extra large two-dimensional non-orientable surfaces.
Person 6: I’ll take four.

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