Comic #4049: graves

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Panel 1: Child: "Daddy, why do rich people have bigger graves?"

Panel 2: Parent: "Well, when a grave gardener plants a grave seed, over time it grows into a great big gravestone."

Panel 3: Parent: "Rich people are higher in minerals than the average person. This is because they are especially magnetic."

Panel 4: Child: "It's not because they spend lots of money?"

Panel 5: Parent: "On a grave? What would be the point of that?"

Panel 6: Child: "It's comforting to know adults are so rational."

Panel 7: Parent: "If we weren't, wouldn't you just feel anxious all the time?"