Comic #2849: 2013-03-06

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Panel 1: Alien 1: "Dammit! I don't get it. We do everything to make the captive humans happy, but they won't breed."

Panel 2: Alien 2: "We give them entertainment, expensive food, sex toys, comfortable surroundings!" Alien 1: "Net new humans? ZERO!"

Panel 3: Alien 1: "So that's it! I'm pulling the plug on the human experiment! They can rot!"

Panel 4: Human 1: "TV's gone." Human 2: "Sure, why not?" Human 2: "Wanna have unprotected sex?"