Comic #4511: nanobots

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Here is the transcription of the comic's text:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "STAN, WE NEED TO TALK."
• Character 2: "ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE?"
• Character 1: "SOON, YES."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "THE WATER YOU JUST DRANK WAS FILLED WITH SELF-REPLICATING NANOBOTS."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "THEY ARE NOW EMBEDDED IN YOUR BODY, MULTIPLYING RAPIDLY."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "ONE BY ONE, EACH OF YOUR CELLS WILL BE REPLACED. THE PROCESS WILL BE SO SLOW, NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOU, WILL NOTICE THE CHANGE."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "UNTIL FINALLY, AFTER ALL OF YOUR NEURONS ARE REPLACED, ALL THAT WILL REMAIN IS A COPY OF YOU WHO DOESN'T WEAR CARGO SHORTS TO NICE RESTAURANTS."
• Character 2: "MURDERER!"