Comic #5817: hoax-2

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NEW GENRE CONCEPT: CONSPIRACY THEORY EROTICA

Panel 1:
"She walked into my office, the way we haven't walked on the moon."

Panel 2:
"I could tell by her upturned nipples that she was interested in me, and also that as a mammal she was not one of the reptiloids."

Panel 3:
"She looked at me with eyes that, unlike jet fuel, could melt steel beams."

Panel 4:
"Maybe it was something in my blood, such as a microchip implanted by Bill Gates, but the sight of her made me feel as alive as Tupac's clone."