Comic #5818: second-coming-2

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Panel 1: A person resembling a religious figure stands prominently, declaring, "IT'S THE SECOND COMING! AT LAST!" Behind them, a group of people are gathered, showing mixed reactions.

Panel 2: The figure continues, "GUYS, I WASN'T GONNA COME BACK UNTIL THE YEAR 7,777, BUT SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE."

Panel 3: Another character asks, "WHADDYA MEAN?"

Panel 4: The religious figure responds, "THE RATE OF MASTURBATION IS OFF THE WALL!"

Panel 5: A character off to the side looks surprised, exclaiming, "HOW CAN YOU PERMIT THIS? I MEAN DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO BUT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALL IN A RACE WITH EACH OTHER! WE CAN'T EVEN NOAH'S ARK YOUR ASSES BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DROWNING IN YOUR OWN FLUIDS!"

Panel 6: The religious figure states, "AT THIS POINT I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO HOLD YOU COLLECTIVELY RESPONSIBLE."

Panel 7: A concerned onlooker asks, "HOW?"

Panel 8: The religious figure announces, "I'M BANNING ALL VIDEO STREAMING FOR THREE GENERATIONS!"

Panel 9: The white background features the religious figure, arms extended in frustration, exclaiming, "EVERY FREAKIN' TIME!"

This comic combines humor with a satirical take on religious themes and modern societal behaviors.