Comic #3364: 2014-08-03

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Panel 1: Kid: "Dad, can I ask you a weird question?" Dad: "Shoot."

Panel 2: Kid: "When I went through that phase where I thought a monster was in the closet… where I had to sleep in you and Mom's bed every night… when did you two… you know…"

Panel 3: Dad: "Huh?" Dad: "Total sex remains constant and is the product of sex frequency and kinkiness. Frequency is the knob you turned down. Kinkiness is the knob we turned up. Total sex remains constant."

Panel 4: Kid: "So that time I woke up and you were both in the bathroom shouting…" Dad: "Total sex remains constant."

Panel 5: Kid: "And the box of handcuffs I found under your bed…" Dad: "Total sex remains constant."

Panel 6: Kid: "And that time my toy submarines went missing one by one…" Dad: "Total sex remains constant."

Panel 7: Kid: "Dad, I really don’t want to know." Dad: "Me neither."

This comic features a humorous conversation between a kid and his dad about an awkward topic, conveyed through their dialogue.