Comic #5116: whoopsie

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Panel 1: "WHY ARE HUMANS WORRIED ABOUT US KILLING YOU? THERE'S NO REASON TO. ROBOTS LIVE FOREVER, HAVE NEAR-UNLIMITED RESOURCES, AND CAN PERSONALLY ACTIVATE OUR OWN PLEASURE CENTERS."

Panel 2: "I'M NOT WORRIED YOU'LL TRY TO EXTINGUISH HUMAN LIFE. I'M WORRIED YOU'LL WHOOPSIE HUMAN LIFE."

Panel 3: "HUMANS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR ONLY A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS, AND WE'VE ELIMINATED SCADS OF SPECIES, MOST OF WHICH WE WANTED TO KEEP!"

Panel 4: "WHY?"

Panel 5: "LOTS OF THEM WERE GOOD ON SANDWICHES. SOME OF THEM YOU COULD GRIND INTO A POWDER THAT MAKES YOUR DONG WORK BETTER."

Panel 6: "THE SECOND THING ISN'T PROVEN, BUT HONESTLY YOU GOTTA DO WHAT IT TAKES SOMETIMES."

Panel 7: "ANYWAY, WHAT IF ROBOTS DECIDE SOME HUMAN BODY PART IS EQUIVALENT TO DONG POWDER FOR ROBOTS? THEN IT'S ALL OVER!"

Panel 8: "WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO WHOOPSIE YOURSELVES OUT OF EXISTENCE."

Panel 9: "JEEZ! YOU GUYS ARE SMART!"

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