Comic #1390: 2009-02-18

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Top Panel:

• Child: "Mommy, I have a question."
• Mother: "Sure."
• Child: "You and Daddy got married on February twenty-fourth of this year. And then I was born July seventeenth."

Middle Panel:

• Mother: "You also say that gestation time is nine months, but that only loving married couples can have babies."
• Child: "So were you lying then or are you lying now?"

Bottom Panel:

• Mother: "Later…"
• Mother: "I went with 'time machine,' and had to spend two hours explaining how it operates."
• Mother: "I just said 'relativity,' and took off running."