Comic #4161: the-secret-ingredient

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Panel 1: Character 1 (a young woman, smiling): "What makes my cookies sweet isn't sugar. It's love."

Panel 2: Character 2 (an older woman, looking serious): "What're you talking about, Grammy? That's goofy!"

Panel 3: Character 2: "Grammy is not 'goofy.' Grammy is a scientific realist."

Panel 4: Character 2: "My love for you makes me desire to increase your calorie load, promoting your survival and well-being."

Panel 5: Character 2: "Thus, love is motivationally prior to sugar."

Panel 6: Character 1 (looking confused): "I was trying to introduce you to the notion of proper subsets, but you’ve failed miserably."

Panel 7: Character 2: "My love for you has diminished. You may have these cookies."

Panel 8: Character 1: "What's the difference?"

Panel 9: Character 2, holding out a plate of cookies: "These are sweetened with fruit juice, which I'll insist is just as good!"

Panel 10: Character 1, looking horrified: "NOOOOOO!"

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