Comic #6632: collection

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "It's time, Steve! We're throwing out your stupid collection of old video game cartridges! I want my closet back!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "No you're not! Thanks to recent developments in technology, I've attached a conscious mind to the collection which perceives the removal of its parts as damage!"

Panel 3:

• Character 3: "Please don't hurt me! Please! I want to be whole! Whooooole!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "You summoned an entire mind into existence to endure a life of suffering for purely selfish reasons."
• Character 2: "AI has given me a lot of insight into theology."

Panel 5:

• (Sound effect) "whoooole!"

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