Comic #3635: a-group-project

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Panel 1: Person A: "STAN! OH MY GOD! LISTEN! WE'RE LIVING IN A VIRTUAL REALITY! NONE OF THIS IS REAL!" Person B: "Huh?"

Panel 2: Person C: "WE'RE A CLASS PROJECT."

Panel 3: Person A: "WHAT?" Person C: "THIS REALITY… IT'S A UNIVERSITY ASSIGNMENT FOR CELESTIAL BEINGS."

Panel 4: Person A: "It was a group project for four of them, but only one of them did any actual work!"

Panel 5: Person A: "THAT'S WHY THERE ARE LOTS OF PLANETS, BUT FEW INTELLIGENCES! THAT'S WHY YOU GET QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY WHEN YOU LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THINGS. THAT'S WHY THE RULES FOR GETTING INTO HEAVEN SEEM ARBITRARY AND COBBLED TOGETHER."

Panel 6: Person A: "The age of miracles was the one good being trying to slap some fixes on reality right before the assignment was due."

Panel 7: Person A: "SO… EVERYTHING I WILL EVER EXPERIENCE… EVERYTHING I COULD EVER EXPERIENCE IS…"

Panel 8: Person C: "A C+"

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