Comic #3634: on-the-topic-of-early-birds-and-worms

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Panel 1: Text: The early bird gets the worm. Bird (saying): By golly, I’m an industrious citizen!

Panel 2: Text: But the early fox gets the bird. Fox (saying): I just love getting up to an alarm.

Panel 3: Text: At some point, the late bird shows up. Late Bird (saying): Christ, the sun is bright today.

Panel 4: Text: By the time the late bird arrives, only the slowest, least-motivated worms are surfacing. Worm (asking): Mind if I eat you, bro? Late Bird (responding): whatever.

Panel 5: Text: And only the laziest of foxes are trying to catch him. Lazy Fox (saying): Screw this. I’m gonna go eat at a landfill.

Panel 6: Text: What’s the moral of this story? Person 1 (asking): Natural selection is complicated.

Panel 7: Text: Scene of two characters sitting on a couch. Person 2 (reading): Biological Fairy Tales.

Source: smbc-comics.com