Comic #5180: lottery

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Panel 1: Woman: "STEVE! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!" Steve: "I'M SO SORRY."

Panel 2: Narration: "THE BEST RESEARCH TELLS US THAT HAPPINESS IS ALWAYS RELATIVE TO EXPECTATION."

Panel 3: Steve: "YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY FOR A SHORT TIME, UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT NO MATTER HOW NICE YOUR MONEY IS, IT'LL NEVER MAKE YOU AS HAPPY AS YOU IMAGINE IT WILL."

Panel 4: Steve: "GIVEN THAT YOU GOT THE MONEY VIA LOTTERY, YOU CAN'T EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. THEREFORE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE A DISAPPOINTMENT."

Panel 5: Steve: "YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO IMMEDIATELY START USING THAT WEALTH ON THINGS THAT'LL MAKE THE WORLD BETTER." Woman: "THAT'S BRILLIANT!"

Panel 6: Woman (on phone): "HELLO, HITMAN? HAVE STEVE KILLED."

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