Comic #2905: 2013-05-01

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Panel 1: You may have three wishes. I highly recommend picking bad forks in the road of your life and changing them.

Panel 2: No, I wouldn’t do that. Each mistake is a lesson. Each fall is a step higher.

Panel 3: Without those embarrassments, I wouldn’t be the man I am today. I am happy in the present, and so I should not change the past.

Panel 4: Are you fucking nuts?

Panel 5: What are the odds that all that is true? By that logic, you’d be better off removing the smart stuff you did.

Panel 6: By changing a couple things, almost every future life path you have becomes different in all the ways you find meaningful, and all without changing your personality in a significant way.

Panel 7: It’s like you mortals have Stockholm Syndrome with your own histories. Isn’t there something you’d change? Something from about age 17 or so?

Panel 8: I wish in high school I hadn’t asked out a girl through the Taco Bell drive-thru.

Panel 9: THANK YOU!

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