Comic #3996: spacefood

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Panel 1: Astronaut: MISSION CONTROL! THERE'S NO FOOD! IT'S A TWO-YEAR MISSION AND YOU DIDN'T PACK ANY FOOD!

Mission Control: IT'S AN EXPERIMENT.

Panel 2: Mission Control: MY DAUGHTER, ENGINEER SALLY, FOUND A WAY TO MAKE GLITTER OUT OF PROTEIN, FIBER, AND MICRONUTRIENTS.

Mission Control: SHE POURED SOME IN YOUR SUIT BEFORE YOU LEFT.

Panel 3: Mission Control: ACCORDING TO THE THEORY OF GLITTER NON-CONSERVATION, EVERY TIME YOU CHECK YOUR SHIRT, THERE WILL BE MORE GLITTER.

Panel 4: Astronaut: MY GOD… IT'S EVERYWHERE…

Astronaut: BUT… HOW?

Mission Control: THAT IS NOT FOR US TO KNOW.

Source: smbc-comics.com