Comic #3027: 2013-08-31

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "When I die, I want my body used to grow a plant."
• Person 2: "Aww. That’s—"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "A cucumber plant."

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "I want the cucumbers to be picked and then used for the pleasure of women."

Panel 4:

• Person 2: "Young women. Hot ones. No fogeys, no fuglies."

Panel 5:

• Person 1: "I’m okay with the first part of that."

Panel 6:

• Person 2: "The plant part?"
• Person 1: "The part where you die."