Comic #3168: 2014-01-19

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Description

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Panel 1:
A character sees a laptop left on a park bench. They appear puzzled.
Text: "Oh… someone left a laptop on the park bench."

Panel 2:
The character speaks to a small devilish figure representing their temptation.
Text:
Character: "What should I do, ID?"
Devil: "Take it! If he's so careless, he doesn't deserve it! Take it."

Panel 3:
The character asks another figure with angelic features, presumably their conscience.
Text:
Character: "What do you think, Superego?"
Angel: "You'd better take it to the police. Doing good is its own reward."

Panel 4:
The character turns to a geometric figure that seems to represent logic or reason.
Text:
Character: "What do you think, Pure Reason?"
Diamond: "It makes no difference whether you take it or not. You and the machine and its owner are just momentary molecular arrangements. To the extent that there is a persistent 'you', it will survive for a negligible portion of the lifespan of reality, then be obliterated and forgotten."

Panel 5:
The geometric figure continues, but the character interrupts, looking increasingly stressed.
Text: "The existence of the decision itself is a mere distraction on the road to oblivion."
Character: "You might as well—K-hey! Get your hands off me!"

Panel 6:
A sudden focus on the character, who looks overwhelmed.
Text:
Character: "You okay, man?"
Person in background: "I think I’m having a religious experience."

This comic uses humor to explore themes of morality, conscience, and existential thoughts through different personifications conversing about the ethical dilemma around the abandoned laptop.