Comic #4537: book-tour

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Panel 1:

• "HEY, GEEKS! IT’S ZACH AND KELLY WEINERSMITH! IN CASE WE FAILED TO NAG YOU HARD ENOUGH… WE HAVE A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED SOONISH."

Panel 2:

• "AND WE’RE ANNOUNCING OUR U.S. BOOK TOUR!"
• "YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO LOCATE US VIA AN EXTENSIVE SEQUENCE OF HIDDEN CLUES."
• "THERE’S A MAP, ACTUALLY."

Panel 3:

• "EACH CLUE IS TRICKIER THAN THE LAST, WHEN READ IN A PARTICULAR ORDER."
• "CLICK TO SEE THE MAP!"

Panel 4:

• "THE CLUES CAN BE PHRASED AS RHYMES, BUT WE CHOSE"
• "THAT’S NOT ACTUAL INFORMATION."

Panel 5:

• "WE’LL BE SIGNING BOOKS AND TALKING ABOUT WEIRD TECH AND SCIENCE ALL OVER THE U.S."

Panel 6:

• "JUST CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!"
• "ZOWIE!"

Panel 7:

• "IF WE’RE NOT DOING SPOOKY CLUES, WHY DID I DRAIN ALL THIS BLOOD TO USE AS INK?"
• "WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WOULD REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE. HA!"

Panel 8:

• "CLICK TO GO SEE! WE’LL HAVE A U.K. BOOK TOUR ANNOUNCED SOON…ISH. (sorry)"
• "WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU!"
• "♥, ZACH & KELLY"