Comic #5395: spicy

Description

Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "I love this restaurant because they make the food really spicy."

Panel 2:
Person 1: "What do they serve?"
Person 2: "They take chicken wings then grow crystalline capsaicin around them until it’s a centimeter thick."

Panel 3:
Person 1: "You bring friends and you make them eat until liquid agony floods from every orifice."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "Why are men like this?"
Person 1: "It's the only acceptable form of crying we have."

Comic source: smbc-comics.com