Comic #4907: this-town

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Top Left Panel: "THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FER THE BOTH OF US."

Top Right Panel: "IN ORDER TO GUARANTEE WE CAN BOTH PROCURE OUR DESIRED GOODS 'N SERVICES WITHOUT ENCOUNTERIN' ONE ANOTHER, I ESTIMATE WE NEED TO TRIPLE THE NUMBER OF BUSINESSES."

Middle Left Panel: "THANKS TO SCALIN' LAWS, WE ONLY NEED TO DOUBLE THE POPULATION."

Middle Right Panel: "I RECKON WE COULD REVITALIZE THE DOWNTOWN AREA BY FINANCIN' HIGH DENSITY RESIDENTIAL STRUCTURES AND IMPROVIN' PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION."

Bottom Left Panel: "I'SPOUSE WE OUGHTA SIT A SPELL WITH THE COUNTY HOUSIN' BOARD."

Bottom Right Panel: "IN ORDER TO CONSIDER BEGINNING THE PROCESS, YOU NEED TO FILL OUT FORMS A THRU A-97 AND GET SIGNATURES FROM THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, WHEREUPON…"

Bottom Panel: "AND SO…"