Comic #4908: cryogenic

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Panel 1:
"My God, it worked! I've awakened in the future after cryogenic freezing!"

Panel 2:
"Look! His eyes are open!"
"Yo."

Panel 3:
"Tell us of your great artists!"
"Oh, like… which in particular?"

Panel 4:
"I mean… I guess, from the look of things, from looking only just now."

Panel 5:
"Yes! We have used ancient 'videos' and emotion-scanning algorithms to determine their exact mental states during their erotic orchestrations."

Panel 6:
"They are the great geniuses of humanity's first three millennia."

Panel 7:
"What about the musicians and painters and poets and whatever?"
"Oh, them. They're fine but honestly, how much depth can you get from ink on dead trees or vibrations in cat-gut?"

Panel 8:
"Your 'porn stars' chose as their instruments the entire human mind!"

Panel 9:
"They had the misfortune to live when those sensations could not be shared. But, we have reconstructed them, and they are sublime beyond imagining."

Panel 10:
"Well, it turns out I’m an expert in ancient art."

Panel 11:
"But tell me of your world. Have you solved hunger? Disease? Scarcity?"

Panel 12:
"We're actually in the midst of a serious Kleenex shortage."

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