Comic #6833: esteem-2

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Description

Comic Description:

The comic features two characters conversing over a wooden fence.

• Left Character: A man with a light brown, slicked-back hairstyle and a slight grin, wearing a black jacket over a white shirt with a collar. He appears to be amused or entertained.

• Right Character: A man with a balding head and short reddish-brown hair on the sides. He is wearing a blue shirt and raises his hand in a somewhat casual gesture.

Text in the Comic:

• Left Character: “HELLO! I’M YOUR NEW SELF-ESTEEM BOT! I LIVE NEXTDOOR IN A HOUSE SLIGHTLY LESS VALUABLE THAN YOURS WITH MY SLIGHTLY LESS ATTRACTIVE FAMILY! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU I WILL CALIBRATE TO BE 10% LOWER PRESTIGE THAN YOU ON EVERY AXIS! SEE YOU AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE GAME – I’LL BE DRIVING MY OLDER MODEL OF THE SAME CAR AS YOURS AND WILL BERATE MY KID FOR TRYING AS HARD AS YOURS!”

• Bottom Text: “Permanent human happiness was surprisingly trivial.”