Comic #5440: expectations

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Panel 1:

• Person with curly hair: "I WORRY ABOUT MEN WATCHING PORNO."
• Person with curly hair (continued): "I WORRY WE’LL ALL GET UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS THAT’LL RUIN OUR SEX LIVES."

Panel 2:

• Person with curly hair: "HONESTLY, HOW MANY WOMEN ACTUALLY WANT TO DRESS LIKE A SEXY OCTOPUS FOR THE PURPOSE OF ERROTIC HYPNOSIS?"

Panel 3:

• Second person (with straight hair and glasses): "WAIT WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"
• Person with curly hair: "I… WHAT? NOTHING? I MEANT WOW UNREALISTIC BODIES OR WHATEVER."

Panel 4:

• Person with curly hair: "UNREALISTIC LIKE, BIG… MAMMALIAN PARTS AND, WITH LIKE, HAIR AND EVERYTHING."
• Second person: "WE’RE NEVER GOING TO THE AQUARIUM AGAIN."

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