Comic #5940: school-2

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Panel 1: Child: "Mom, why do I have to go to school?"

Adult: "Because when you’re at school, that’s when mommy and daddy screw."

Panel 2: Adult: "You could stay here if you like, but you might want to cover your ears because about 7 minutes in there’s so much moaning and rattling of chains it sounds like the Jacob Marley scene from A Christmas Carol."

Panel 3: Child: "You’ve simultaneously ruined home and Christmas."

Adult: "Which is why you should go to school!"