Comic #2447: 2012-01-28

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Character 1: "H-hi… I, uh, can I buy you a drink?" Character 2: "Oh, um, no thanks. I’m actually already here with someone."

Panel 2: Character 1: "Sure, sure!" Character 1 (thought bubble): "That wasn’t so bad…"

Panel 3: Character 1: "…It was just a friendly interaction, and there were no bad feelings, or OH MY GOD MY HANDS—" Character 1 (screaming): "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Panel 4: Character 3: "I’m a doctor! You’ve got rejection bacteria! Why did you ask her out?!" Character 1: "People said it would be fine!"

Panel 5: Character 3: "People lied." Character 3: "Why didn’t you focus on your manga collection and your video game skills?"

Panel 6: Character 1: "I was a fool! I sold my perfect life for the hope of carnal pleasure…"

Panel 7: Character 1 (screaming): "AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!"

Panel 8: Character 3: "Why don’t you ask her out?" Character 1: "She’s not my type."

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