Comic #658: 2007-01-14

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Description

The comic depicts a character reading a red piece of paper. The text reads:

1. "Cut wrists"
2. "Shoot self in mouth"
3. "Jump off building"
4. "Inhale carbon monoxide"
5. "Hang self"

At the top of the comic, there's a thought bubble that says: "NOTHING. EVER. WORKS."

Below the comic, the caption states: "Clark Kent's morning ritual."