Comic #4756: science-jokes

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Title: ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED:

1. Panel 1:
   • Police Officer: "Hey, Heisenberg! Do you know where you are and how fast you were going?"
   • Heisenberg: "Yes, to an extremely high degree of precision."
2. Panel 2:
   • Person: "Hey, Schrödinger! Did you know there's a dead cat in your box?"
   • Schrödinger: "Not until you looked!"
3. Panel 3:
   • Person: "But then, that is true of any box that has a cat in it."
4. Panel 4:
   • Person: "Hey, Einstein, does the chicken cross the road or does the road cross the chicken?"
   • Einstein: "That's Galilean relativity, shit-for-brains."

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