Comic #5199: pro-tip

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Title: "Relationship Pro Tip:"
The best way to ruin romance is to append "but that will not save you in the final showdown" to any compliment.

Panel 1:
Woman with glasses, furrowed brow, looking frustrated.
Text: "When I married you, I knew you were a good friend and a good lover, but you've also been a perfect father to our children."

Panel 2:
Man with a beard, looking surprised.
Text: "Thank you, I know you—"

Panel 3:
Woman interrupts, looking angry.
Text: "BUT THAT WILL NOT SAVE YOU IN THE—"

Panel 4:
Man looks confused and concerned.
Text: "STOP IT! WHY!?"