Comic #5721: center
Description
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Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Hey Steve, how do you stay so upbeat?"
- Person 2: "You gotta figure out what makes you shine."
Panel 2:
- Person 1: "Personally, I've found a lot of peace in making myself the absolute bulls-eye center of every issue."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "Like if a waiter is slow, I go straight to taking it personally, which gives me a narrow and achievable goal, which is both fulfilling and remunerative."
- Person 2: (smiling)
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "When someone else is unhappy, I assume they blame me and start an argument so I can enjoy both the personal indignation and the eventual apology!"
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "When I hear about bad news in faraway countries, I consider myself both responsible for their suffering and as their only potential savior."
- Person 2: (looking confused)
Panel 6:
- Person 1: "I believe that's called insanity."
- Person 2: "Yes that is what everyone else seems to have."
The comic features two characters, one sharing their thoughts and the other responding, with a humorous tone about personal responsibility and perception.