Comic #5722: precision

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Panel 1: Scientist 1: "In this laboratory, we have gone beyond personalized medicine. We not only know your genetic and epigenetic and metabolomic profile, we know how you interface with society, and how that causes wider effects!"

Panel 2: Scientist 2: "That's fine, but I've just got a migraine."

Scientist 1: "According to our social analysis, you're one of those people who shares lists of incorrect statistical information in the form of poorly-compressed memes."

Panel 3: Scientist 2: "Society would be better off with you incapacitated, and your suffering would be emblematic of a world where justice reigns."

Panel 4: Scientist 1: "So… these salt-pills will worsen your symptoms and taste bad."

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