Comic #4404: damsel

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Panel 1:

• A mischievous-looking man with a mustache laughs menacingly.
• Text: "HAHAHA! YOU'LL BE SORRY SOON MY PRETTY!"

Panel 2:

• A distressed woman with long blonde hair responds.
• Text: "I DON'T CARE! NOW THAT BRUCE HAS FORSAKEN ME, I WELCOME MY SPEEDY DEMISE!"

Panel 3:

• A man enters the scene, apparently named Speedy.
• Text: "Speedy?"
• Response: "Yeah. From the train?"

Panel 4:

• Another man, looking concerned, is talking.
• Text: "THIS IS AN AMERICAN CROSS-COUNTRY PASSENGER ROUTE. YOU'LL STARVE TO DEATH, OR MAYBE BE EATEN BY ANTS LONG BEFORE A TRAIN COMES."

Panel 5:

• The woman says regretfully.
• Text: "I WISH I'D BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A EUROPEAN VILLAIN."

Panel 6:

• The concerned man continues.
• Text: "WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF CIVIC PRIDE?"

Bottom Section:

• A note about the comic.
• Text: "THIS BONUS COMIC COURTESY ALL THE WONDERFUL GEEKS WHO BOUGHT MY NEW SCIENCE/TECH/HUMOR BOOK. CLICK FOR MORE INFO!"

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