Comic #5779: real-world

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Panel 1:
A speaker, wearing glasses and a suit, stands at a podium elevated above a crowd. He addresses graduates, saying, "Congrats, graduates. But now it’s time for the REAL WORLD."

Panel 2:
The speaker continues, "One thing you’re gonna find is that life isn’t MULTIPLE CHOICE." He looks serious.

Panel 3:
The scene shifts slightly, showing the speaker talking about life choices. "In the sense that you almost never have four options. In fact, most of the time you’ve got exactly one."

Panel 4:
The speaker gestures dramatically, saying, "It’s all illusion! That fork in the road you see? It re-connects half a mile ahead."

Panel 5:
He emphasizes his point further, stating, "It’s not hard and complex out here, y’all! It’s easy and sad! The table is set for you and the food sucks!"

Panel 6:
The speaker, now animated and frustrated, yells, "You fucked up, grads! Should’ve taken an extra year! You fucked up!"

The comic combines humor with a commentary on the challenges of life after graduation.