Comic #4207: the-sex-talk

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Panel 1:

• A character on the left is reclining on a couch with short, pink hair. To the right, another character, wearing glasses and a blue shirt, is standing with a serious expression, initiating a conversation. The dialogue reads:
  • Top text: "Sweetie, it's time we had the sex talk."
  • Side text (above): "Sex can be a beautiful thing."
  • Bottom text: "But it's usually not."

Panel 2:

• The character in glasses now shows an exaggerated, shocked facial expression, while the other character appears anxious. The dialogue reads:
  • "For example, this is what I look like when I orgasm!"
  • Accompanied by a sound effect: "HRGGNH!"

Panel 3:

• The character in glasses continues speaking, appearing more serious. The character on the couch looks a bit skeptical. The dialogue reads:
  • "Statistically, 92% of sex is not only unattractive, but repulsive. But, it's also fun. So, the goal for you from age 15 to 30 is to find peace with that."

Panel 4:

• The character in glasses maintains a calm demeanor while the other character looks curious. The dialogue reads:
  • "After you do, you'll enjoy sex more every year, despite it getting more weird and flappy-looking as you age."

Panel 5:

• The character in glasses shifts to a humorous tone, and the other character appears confused. The dialogue reads:
  • "Sex is the moldy cheese of physical activity!"

Panel 6:

• The curious character responds with surprise, saying:
  • "Shouldn't you be talking about birth control or safety or something?"

Panel 7:

• The glasses-wearing character dismissively responds:
  • "Pfft. Everybody knows that stuff."

At the bottom right corner, there’s a website credit: "smbc-comics.com"