Comic #5099: submarine

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Panel 1: Child: “MAMA! I’M DRAWING A SUBMARINE!”

Panel 2: Child (showing a drawing): “HERE’S THE KITCHEN AND HERE’S THE DINING ROOM AND HERE’S WHERE THE TOY SHELVES ARE AND THERE’S THE LIBRARY.”

Panel 3: Adult: “YOU HAVE ALL THIS STUFF AT HOME, BUT YOU DON’T USE IT. WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD A SUBMARINE MAKE?” Child: “WHAT INSIDE YOU DIED AND WHY DIDN’T IT TAKE THE REST OF YOU WITH IT?”

Panel 4: LATER… Adult: “WOW. YOU GROUNDED HIM FOR THAT?” Another Adult: “I THINK IT’S WONDER. WONDER DIED.”

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