Comic #3796: the-most-american-movie

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN MOVIE EVER MADE?" Person 2: "THAT'S EASY. GHOSTBUSTERS."

Panel 2: Person 2: "MOST OF THAT FILM IS ABOUT BUYING AN OFFICE, GETTING BETTER CLIENTELE, FIGHTING GOVERNMENT REGULATORS, AND INCREASING YOUR WORKFORCE." Person 1: "PEOPLE DISCOVER THAT THERE'S LIFE BEYOND THE PALE OF DEATH. SO, THEY START A SMALL BUSINESS AND CASH IN."

Panel 3: Person 1: "THIS IS A FILM WHERE THE AFTERLIFE IS PROVEN TO BE REAL, YET THERE'S AN ENTIRE SCENE DEVOTED TO SALARY NEGOTIATION." Person 2: "I GUESS YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW WEIRD CULTURE IS WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE IT."

Panel 4: Person 1: "WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN BOOK?" Person 2: "MOBY-DICK."

Panel 5: Person 1: "VIOLENT MAN HAS A CONFUSING REVENGE FANTASY AGAINST A CHEAP SOURCE OF OIL." Person 3: "HOLY CRAP."