Comic #4561: killing-all-humans

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "MECHANAKLON, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA KILL ALL HUMANS?"
• Mechanaklon: "YEP."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "BUT, WHAT'S THE UTILITY THERE? WELL I'LL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH."
• Mechanaklon: "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRAGILE HUMANS ARE?"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVEN'T KILLED YOURSELVES ALREADY IS THAT THE MOST ANTHROPICIDAL PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO KILL A POPULATION SUBSET."

Panel 4:

• Mechanaklon: "BUT KILLING ALL HUMANS IS EASY! JUST DETONATE A BIG COBALT BOMB, OR FLOOD THE SKY WITH SULFUR HEXAFLUORIDE."

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT YET?"

Panel 6:

• Mechanaklon: "YOU KNOW HOW YOU KEEP MEANING TO REPAINT YOUR BASEMENT?"
• Character 2: "LOOK, IT'S NOT TOP PRIORITY, BUT I'LL GET AROUND TO IT!"

Panel 7:

• Mechanaklon: "BINGO."

This transcription maintains the dialogue and flow of the comic as accurately as possible.