Comic #3045: 2013-09-18

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Panel 1: "I WENT BACK IN TIME TO STOP HITLER."

Panel 2: "I DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE TO KILL HIM, SO I ARRANGED FOR AN OHIO UNIVERSITY TO OFFER HIM AN ART SCHOLARSHIP BEFORE HE BECAME A POLITICIAN." Image of a document with the word: "ACCEPTANCE"

Panel 3: "I HAD HOPED TO AVERT ONE WAR, BUT THINGS TURNED OUT FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED."

Panel 4: "IN FACT, THE PRESENT WAS SO GOOD, I DESTROYED THE TIME MACHINE AND ITS BUILDING PLANS, SO I WOULD NEVER BE TEMPTED TO 'TWEAK' THE PAST."

Panel 5: "WHICH FELT LIKE A GREAT IDEA. NOBLE. RIGHTEOUS. MAGNANIMOUS."

Panel 6: "BUT IN RETROSPECT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN QUITE SO HASTY." Image of a person reading a card with the text: "Happy Birthday Granddaughter!!!" Below is a photo of a couple with the caption: "Oma & Opan Hitler!"