Comic #4723: dear-science

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Here’s a detailed, accessible transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• A woman appears to be speaking to a personified concept of Science.
• Text from Science: "THIS LIFE IS A TEST OF YOUR DEVOTION TO EMPIRICISM. BEINGS WHO FAIL TO BELIEVE IN THE SCIENTIFIC OUTLOOK ARE FORCED TO LIVE OUT ETERNITY IN ABSURD AFTER-LIFE SCENARIOS, SITTING ON CLOUDS, PLAYING TINY HARPS FOREVER."

Panel 2:

• The woman responds.
• Text: "SO, CREATIONISTS ALL GO TO HEAVEN?"

Panel 3:

• The Science figure responds.
• Text: "OH, THOSE. THEY'RE NOT REAL."

Panel 4:

• The woman looks thoughtful.
• Text: "CREATIONISTS WERE PUT ON EARTH BY SCIENCE-SATAN TO TEST YOUR DEVOTION TO EMPIRICISM."

Panel 5:

• The woman shows an understanding expression.
• Text: "IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH."

Panel 6:

• The Science figure continues.
• Text: "YOU REALLY OUGHT TO CONDUCT YOUR OWN RESEARCH BEFORE YOU BELIEVE ME."

This transcription maintains the original dialogue and captures the essence of the comic's humor.