Comic #2281: 2011-08-12
Description
Here’s a detailed description of the comic:
Title: Sex Technique #2718: "The Ferrous Phallus"
Panel 1:
- Text: "1. TAKE A CONDOM AND CAREFULLY CUT JAGGED SLITS ON EACH SIDE OF THE WRAPPER."
- Visual: An illustration of a pink condom wrapper with jagged cuts on each side.
Panel 2:
- Text: "2. WHEN THE TIME COMES, GRAB THE MODIFIED CONDOM."
- Visual: Two characters are shown; one is holding the modified condom and another is leaning in to kiss. The background includes a bookshelf.
Panel 3:
- Text: "3. WITHOUT REMOVING THE WRAPPER, HOLD IT HIGH ABOVE YOUR HEAD DRAMATICALLY."
- Visual: The character holding the condom high above their head with a dramatic expression. Another character is looking up at them.
Panel 4:
- Text: "4. BRING IT DOWN AT TOP SPEED ONTO YOUR WIENER."
- Visual: A character bringing the condom down with an excited expression, while another character yells "KYYYYAAA!"
Panel 5:
- Text: "5. ENJOY THE ENSUING SHOCK AND AWE."
- Dialogue:
- First character: "DID YOU JUST EXPLODE THAT CONDOM ONTO YOUR PENIS?"
- Second character: "WHY? HOW DID YOUR PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS DO IT?"
- Visual: The scene captures both characters; one looks surprised while the other appears thoughtful.
This comic combines humor and adult themes to present a fictional technique.