Comic #5232: morale

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Panel 1: A speaker stands at a podium addressing an audience. Text reads: "AFTER A PERFORMANCE REVIEW, IT TURNS OUT 70% OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE REDUNDANT."

Panel 2: The speaker continues, "BUT, WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT REDUCING WORKFORCE RESULTS IN MORALE ISSUES." The audience, which includes several people of different ethnicities, reacts with concern.

Panel 3: The speaker announces, "THEREFORE, WE WILL MAINTAIN OUR CURRENT WORKFORCE SIZE BY REPLACING EMPLOYEES WITH TEENY TINY PARAKEETS WEARING ITTY BITTY TIES." An audience member is shocked, exclaiming, "THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS… IT’S…"

Panel 4: The scene shifts focus to a parakeet being held by a man in a suit. The man says, "GOSH THAT’S PRECIOUS." The woman who was shocked earlier is now smiling, looking at another parakeet wearing a tiny tie.

Panel 5: The final image shows the parakeet holding a sign that reads "UR FIRED," while the character looks at it with a mix of surprise and amusement.

This comic humorously critiques workplace practices through absurdity, using cute parakeets as a focal point.