Comic #2861: 2013-03-18

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "YOU ARE A MIND."
• Character 2: "MINDS MAKE UP AN INFITESIMAL FRACTION OF THE MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "BUT IN THE CAPRICIOUS MOTIONS OF THE HISTORY OF REALITY, A SMALL NUMBER OF TIMES, A FEW HANDFULS OF CARBON HAVE ASSEMBLED IN JUST SUCH A WAY THAT THEY CAN PERCEIVE THE WORLD AROUND THEM AND ANALYZE THE SENSATION."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "TO BE ABLE TO PERCEIVE THAT I’M NOT PAYING MY SHARE OF RENT, AND THEN TO EXPERIENCE ANGER OVER IT, IS A PRIVILEGE 99.99999% OF THIS UNIVERSE'S PARTICLES WILL NEVER HAVE."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "IT’S A YES OR NO. ARE YOU PAYING RENT OR NOT?"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "AND YOU CAN PERCEIVE BINARY LOGIC. AMAZING!"

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